Just My Luck KC!

6 months ago Jack and Jill were stuck through a black hole here on earth. The black hole was created as a science fair project for school by Wendy, Mickey and Vicky in Wendy’s granddad old lab. The essence of the hole was to show that human’s actually exist and there is a passage through which one can get to them.
Also, it’s been like six years now since Wendy’s mother (Tammy) accidently missed her way around this lab. It was when she was frantically trying to find her way that she discovered an object like a TV remote. When she turned it on, she found herself temporarily transported to earth on a cruise ship called “The Joy of Faith”.

As soon as she got to Earth, her mind was blown away by how small everything was and how weird it felt to be the same size as a tiny human.

Of course, she had read books and seen several old shows about humans, but to meet them for real and up close seems like some weird dream.

As she was wondering about this, she bumped into Jack and Jill.

They thought she had too much to drink considering the fact that she was asking so many odd questions. As they were still wondering at what she might have taken, she instantly blacked out. So they had to lift her to the top of the deck.

Afraid that she might fall off the ship, they had no choice but to carry her back to their cabin.

They figured they might as well allow her sleep-off the hangover.

When she woke up the next morning, she still had the remote in her hand. And she noticed the remote kept flashing “7 days until reset mode”.

Though she had not really studied these odd creature called humans around her, but she could so far conclude that the two she had met seem to be nice at least to a reasonable extent.

So for the next 7 days she had the best time of her life as she ate, party and met new people. And as a matter of fact, she really did not want to go back home soon.

During this time, Jack and Jill treated her well, they made her feel as if she was a part of their family.

On the sixth day, Jack and Jill met their worst fear. They woke up that morning and only found a pile of black dust outline and body where she had slept.

They thought they had lost their mind. But still, they spent the rest of the trip looking for her, not knowing that she had tele-ported back to her world.



She tried to make the remote-like object work again, but every attempt to do so proved abortive. However, her kids were able to get the device running again, only that this time around, the device sucks up Obie and Elm (who Tammy refer to as Jack and Jill) from this world and send them to her world.  

As at this time, 6 years and 6 months had already passed.

Just imagine getting out of bed to brush your teeth, take a shower, put your cloth on, walk down to your kitchen for breakfast and all of a sudden, out of nowhere, you see a huge black hole opened sucking up everything. The first survival instinct is to fight for your life and ensure you are not suck into the hole.

Then in this hysteric moment, you close your eyes and just as you opened it, everything had gone black. You look down at yourself, and you discover you are wearing a blue diaper inside a giant size baby play pen. Your sister dressed like someone in the cold, wearing yellow and pink sundress.

This was how I felt that morning. As a matter of fact, the hairs on my back stood straight when someone or should I say something, tried to put a “Doctor Who” kind of shirt on me, because I did not see who was dressing me as I could neither turn nor move to see what was happening around me.

Still in this state, I began to hear the noise of little girls screaming “sis you can go get mom now, daddy and aunt are ready to see her now”.

WTF is this? I said to myself when I began to regain my consciousness and my mind began to clear up in bits. “Oh you got to be kidding me, was this some kind of twilight movie?” I said to myself after I had looked around.

I saw my older sister being hugged by what looked like an Asian little girl with butterfly wings and there and then, I felt myself being turned around to see a little black girl with angel’s wing

Both have to be at least 8 or 12 feet high.

I could hear a voice in my head screaming, dad are you awake.



Just then, I looked up and here was Tammy saying

“OMG, it’s really you Jack and Jill”. Then an Indian girl the size of an 18 wheeler lifted me up and kissing and hugging the crap out of me.

We never had the willpower to fight back or even try to run away from whatever they were doing to us.

As I looked into the blue, I heard her saying “you don’t have to worry about anything ever again, all our 18 daughters will take good care of you and your sister forever” smiling from ear to ear.

We felt our heart drop and saw our whole life flashed right in front of our eyes.

Just so you know, we just lost our names and now we are being called after a darn nursery rhymes – Jack and Jill.

After 6 months of being treated like a baby doll, poked by doctors and some scientists, and having helped my host win their school Science Fair Project, countless company wanted to start marketing us as the latest new pets craze or turn where we came from into some kind of pets zoo or vacation spots.

But all this offer I turned down, and I did not allow the kids to give the passcode of my world to their government, even though they wanted to.

Finally, when it was time for my older sister and I to go home, we struck a deal to take Mickey and Vicky with us and that after 7 days they would be suck right back here .

They had a tag around their neck which was there to ensure that they come back home and not run away.

“Ok! Tammy there is one huge problem we can't go back to earth with two girls the size Giraffes.

Heck if the town people don't attack them the USA army will. Also, let me add the fact that my government could lock us all away in area 51 for the rest our life”.

“Honey are you listening to me?” I asked

She looked at me and smile

“Okay y’all get your stuff ready”

Before my sister and I could get to say “wait a min”

there was a bright blue flash of light and when we opened our eyes, we were standing right in the middle of Kansas City Missouri Union Station and it was just exactly lunch rush hour.

 “WTF just happened?” Then we began to freak out because we could not see the girls.

Unknown to us, they were at our back, and then People passing by began to tell us it was a cool trick

As we looked up, we saw the girl’s reflection in the window of a coffee shop, then I said to them “Let’s get the heck out of here before people start asking the question”.